help girl ive been added to the court record
girl why you presented me to the court and the music kept playing
(via shrimpsisbugs)
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Cool or one in a million chance of things caught on video are cool, but imagine how many more cool, close to impossible things, or rare phenomenal happened that weren’t caught on video and we don’t get to see it.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to “"make fun of”“ twitter’s latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now
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its almost that special season of the year where we get to see our spotify wrapped and normal people get to say things like “omg isnt it kind of funny that i listened to one song on repeat 4479 times this year” and the most pretentious people ontumblr get to say things like “your joke about your spotify wrapped has shown me you have no sense of self and will die within the year”
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Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account
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Tumblr may be a little slow rn. It is currently experiencing 8 people at once!!
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a guy screenshotting every single dril tweet like a medieval monk trying to save illuminated manuscripts from a viking raid
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